There are many weird behaviours that are typically practiced among my colleagues. One of them is this: threatening to ask who your instructor is.
For example.
"Please try to learn as much as possible here. I want to see improvement. If i'm not happy with your performance i will ask you who is your instructor (who obviously dunno who i am among 1000000000000000 people he has taught) and i'm sure you don't want me to do that".
Seriously like fuck cares.
Then there's inquiring of seniority.
A: "This girl is just terrible. She told us to meet at this time and she comes late. Then she insisted that we come back to fetch her".
B+C+D+E: "Tsk tsk tsk. Wah lau eh so thick skin".
B: "Senior or not?"
A: "No loh only 22 something CAN!"
B+C+D+E: "WAH LAU EH!!! *in exclamation as though her crime is further aggravated by her youth in the company*"
If you're my colleague and you think the above is normal to you then good for you i'm glad for you.
But I need to hang out with noramler people to ensure my own sanity.
Labels: just sayin', workworkwork
