I recently wore out my first pair of jeans.

By 'wore out', i meant i can no longer fit into them. I have finally reached one of the inevitable milestones of a woman's life.

They will forever be known as 'the jeans i could fit into when i was 20'.

Thinking i have shed the term 'skinny', i marched into River Island with my head held high, demanding for a pair of size 8 jeans.

They were still too loose.

I now defend a secret hope that i did not grow fat, the jeans had shrunk.

You think?

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