I am recently in an identity crisis. I've been asking don the "am i...?" and "what if..." questions. He typically responds by informing me it's time for a shower, or interrupts my "am i..." question with the word "annoying".
Don says i am annoying. Am i annoying? Do i ask too many questions? Which part of my questions do you find annoying? How can ask them in a less annoying way?
I "i have nothing to look forward to anymore. why is nothing exciting?"
Don "cos the rest of the time it's not boring enough."
I "yes it is. i'm so bored"
Don "look forward to your travels?"
I "hmmm. but i don't. i'm like just going through a motion. go, take picture, come back."
Don "how come you haven't shower yet?"
I "i've been busy."
Don "with what????"
I "facebook stalking and comparing lives. i can't stop comparing whether i have better photos/job/boyfriend than other people. do you think i'm sick?"
Don "you.... are a woman."
I "really. do other people do that too? oh no do you think i'm mentally unsound? huh??"
Don "go and shower."
Apparently if i have to be annoying i might as well smell nice.
Ok ya i know the above statement totally makes no sense whadouwant it's almost 6am.
Labels: dondon, pointless statements
